Wednesday, December 25, 2013

Honey's profile

Honey Swamp: Daughter of the Honey Island Swamp Monster
age: 115 in swamp Monster years
Friends: Clawdia Wolf, Viperine Gorgon
Freaky Flaw: I am a perfectionist. I believe there is always time to do something the right way and yes I realize this can be tiresome for other monsters.
Favorite food: Dead beans and rice and jamboolya.
Favorite Activity: I am a photographer. I do not want to be one, you understand; I am one. I am always striving to learn more and be…perfect.
Killer Style: I am sweet in disposition, polite in manners, feminine in appearance and sociable in company. In short, I epitomize the modern Southern ghoul. I am also strong, independent and capable--you would do well to remember that.
Pet: Living in the swamp means my home is literally crawling with critters. Unfortunately I haven’t been able to find pet perfection. I suppose that means I’ll need to keep looking.
Pet Peeve: I do not like to be rushed. Please allow for adequate time when asking me to go somewhere with you.

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